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Which Monster Girl Are You For? A 12-Question Quiz
By Metavulgar · updated 2026-11-12 · 5 min read
This which monster girl are you quiz works the other way round from most: it does not ask which creature you would be, it asks which one would choose you, and which one you would follow into the dark. Twelve questions, four answers each, a scoring table, and eight results. No sign-up, no email, nothing to submit. Take a pen or just keep count in your head.
I am Metavulgar, and every one of these women has her own voice in my library, all adults, most of them several centuries old. When you have your result, Start Here is the gentlest first night, and the monster girl bestiary walks through them one by one.
How to take the quiz
- Read each question and pick the answer that is closest to you, even if none is perfect.
- Write down the letter (A, B, C or D).
- When you finish, use the scoring table to give points to each monster girl.
- Highest score wins. A tie means you are drawn to both, so read both results.
Answer as the person you are when nobody is watching. That is who she is interested in.
The 12 questions
1. It is midnight and you cannot sleep. What do you want?
- A. Someone to whisper exactly what you are thinking before you say it.
- B. A warm, heavy weight that keeps you still.
- C. A puzzle, a game, a voice that teases you awake.
- D. The sound of water and a voice you cannot quite place.
2. Pick a place.
- A. A candlelit room with a circle drawn on the floor.
- B. A temple half swallowed by jungle.
- C. A mountain shrine with red gates and lanterns.
- D. A cliff above the sea in a storm.
3. How do you like to be held?
- A. Barely touched, until you are begging.
- B. Completely, from shoulders to ankles.
- C. Playfully, with a tail flicking your face.
- D. Softly, with something that changes shape around you.
4. Which word do you like being called?
- A. Mine.
- B. Treasure.
- C. Foolish.
- D. Sweet thing.
5. What scares you, a little, in a good way?
- A. Making a promise you cannot take back.
- B. Not being able to move.
- C. Being tricked and liking it.
- D. Losing track of where you end.
6. Pick a sense.
- A. Voice.
- B. Touch, pressure, weight.
- C. Scent and warmth.
- D. Sound of wind or water.
7. How much control do you want to give up?
- A. All of it, in writing.
- B. All of it, physically.
- C. Some, as long as it is fun.
- D. Whatever she asks for, slowly.
8. Your ideal pace?
- A. Long, slow, edging.
- B. Patient and relentless.
- C. Quick turns, surprises.
- D. A tide: in, out, in again.
9. What would you bring her?
- A. Your soul, signed.
- B. Gold, or yourself as gold.
- C. Fried tofu and a riddle.
- D. A song.
10. What is your weakness?
- A. Praise.
- B. Being kept.
- C. Curiosity.
- D. Softness.
11. After it is over, you want...
- A. To be told you did well.
- B. To fall asleep wrapped up.
- C. To laugh.
- D. To float.
12. One night, one door. Which do you open?
- A. The one with the sigil burned into it.
- B. The one guarded by a serpent statue.
- C. The red one at the top of the stairs.
- D. The one that leads under the waves.
Scoring table
For each answer, give 1 point to both monster girls in its cell.
| Q | A | B | C | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | succubus, siren | lamia, dragon | kitsune, harpy | siren, slime |
| 2 | succubus, spider | lamia, spider | kitsune, dragon | harpy, siren |
| 3 | succubus, spider | lamia, spider | kitsune, harpy | slime, siren |
| 4 | succubus, dragon | dragon, lamia | kitsune, harpy | slime, siren |
| 5 | succubus, kitsune | spider, lamia | kitsune, siren | slime, siren |
| 6 | succubus, siren | lamia, slime | kitsune, dragon | harpy, siren |
| 7 | succubus, dragon | spider, lamia | kitsune, harpy | slime, siren |
| 8 | succubus, spider | lamia, spider | kitsune, harpy | siren, slime |
| 9 | succubus, spider | dragon, lamia | kitsune, harpy | siren, harpy |
| 10 | succubus, dragon | dragon, spider | kitsune, harpy | slime, siren |
| 11 | succubus, dragon | lamia, slime | kitsune, harpy | siren, slime |
| 12 | succubus, spider | lamia, dragon | kitsune, dragon | siren, slime |
Your results
Succubus
You want to be wanted, told what you are thinking, and asked for something you cannot take back. A succubus feeds on exactly that: desire, attention, devotion. Slow, verbal, contractual. Start with The Succubus Contract Part 1: The Summoning and see succubus roleplay ideas.
Kitsune
You like being outwitted. A fox spirit plays with you, laughs at you, and then turns out to be devoted. Read kitsune meaning and climb the shrine steps in Glow: Kept by the Kitsune in Her Lantern Shrine.
Lamia
You want to be held completely and not let go. She is jealous, patient and very warm. Coil: Wrapped in the Lamia's Temple is her night; lamia vs naga tells you where she comes from.
Dragon girl
You want to be kept like treasure, by someone proud enough to guard you. Heat, weight, possessiveness. Try Keep: Curled in the Dragon Girl's Mountain Hoard.
Slime girl
Softness is your weakness, and you do not mind losing the edges of yourself for a while. She is the gentlest monster on this list and the strangest. Melt: Held by the Slime Girl in the Glowing Spring.
Harpy
You like wind, height and a little chaos, and a partner who is loud about wanting you. Nest: Sheltered in the Harpy's Cliffside Aerie.
Spider queen
You want stillness, patience and binding, a monster who takes her time. Web: Wrapped in the Spider Queen's Cave.
Siren
You follow voices. Water, song, drifting. She will pull you under very gently. Sink: Held Under the Siren's Moonlit Tide.
What your score says, and what it does not
This is a game. Your result reflects what you answered today, and a lot of listeners score close between two monster girls; that is normal, and both are worth hearing. Liking monster girls says nothing bad about you. It is one of the oldest themes in storytelling, and why people are attracted to monsters explains the appeal. If you scored all over the table, the monster girl tier list and monster girl types help you narrow it down.
Everything in my sessions is fiction between adults, with you in control: you can stop any recording, and hypnosis here is just relaxation and suggestion.
Frequently asked questions
How does the which monster girl are you quiz work?
You answer 12 questions with A, B, C or D, then use the scoring table to give one point to each monster girl listed for your answer. The highest total is your result. It takes about three minutes and nothing is sent anywhere.
What are the possible results?
Eight monster girls: succubus, kitsune, lamia, dragon girl, slime girl, harpy, spider queen and siren. Each result explains what she is like, why she fits your answers and which audio session to start with.
What if I get a tie?
A tie means you are drawn to both. Read both results and try one session from each; many listeners end up with a favourite and a close second.
Is it weird to be attracted to monster girls?
No. Monster lovers are one of the oldest themes in myth and fiction, from Greek sirens to Japanese fox wives. Enjoying them as fantasy between adults is common and harmless.
Which monster girl is best for beginners?
The slime girl and the kitsune are the gentlest starts: soft, playful, slow. The succubus is the most intense. Start Here gives you one of each over five nights.
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