This page plays adult audio: monster girl, succubus and tentacle fantasy. Every character is a grown creature of myth. Enter only if you are an adult.
I'm Metavulgar. I voice the monsters: a succubus with a contract, a lamia who coils, a slime girl who melts you, a kitsune with nine tails. Join me free and hear them first, in your ear, with the lights off.
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“You came looking for something with horns, or scales, or too many arms. Good. Put your headphones on and close your eyes. She has waited a few hundred years. She can wait until you are comfortable.”
Metavulgar
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Always. Every succubus, lamia, kitsune and monster girl here is a grown creature of myth, most of them centuries old. It's fantasy between adults, nothing else.
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Headphones, somewhere quiet, lying down. Start with Start Here, five nights, one monster each, softest first. Never listen while driving.
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